December 2

 Only 20 shopping days left until the end of the world.  Hurry down to the payday loan places and borrow the max to be paid back on December 23^rd.  Then load up on as many cans of lima beans that you can find.  That’ll show ‘em.*

*Please note:  Dr. MacArthur is a lunatic.  Do not try this at home. – The Legal Department