November 23

 Only 29 days left until the end of the world.  Here’s my Thanksgiving “to-do” list for next year. Shoot a turkey.  Steal some potatoes, green beans and yams.  Milk someone’s else’s cow.  Make cheese.  Get out mu bread crumb collection. Marry someone who can turn all of this into a meal.  Be thankful that the Detroit Lions did not lose their Thanksgiving game.