June 4

 Only 200 shopping days left until the end of the world.  Good news!  We may be able to prevent the cataclysm.  My friend, Nostradamus Murphy, an oracle and part-time security guard, claims that the concentration of negative energy in our atmosphere can be offset by a greater outpouring of positive energy.  This could be achieved if millions of people around the world were to visit this blog on a daily basis (what a coincidence!).  So tells your friends and neighbors, your co-workers and families, and especially the homeless who access the internet at the public library.  Read a blog, save a world.