Dec3ember 21 - Only 366 shopping days until the end of the world. Do you have clean underwear?
December 22 - Only 365 days until the end of the world. Stock up on staples. You don't want your important papers strewn all over during Armageddon.
December 23 – Only 364 days until the end of the world. Time to reallocate your financial resources from stocks to livestock.
December 24 - Only 363 shopping day left until the end of the world. Thank God the last Harry Potter movies have been released. What about Twilight?
December 25 - Only 362 shopping days until the end of the world. At an average of 72 days, there is enough time for at least 5 more Kardashian weddings.
December 26 - Only 361 days left until the end of the world. I'm selling my exercise equipment to buy honey-baked hams.
December 27 - Only 360 shhopping days until the end of the world. Time to start cleaning out the DVR.
December 28 - Only 359 days until the end of the world. Make sure your snow shovel can make one more season before buying a new one.
December 29 – Only 358 shopping days until the end of the world! Ladies, stock up on batteries for your . . . er . . . personal appliances.
Dedember 30 – Only 257 shopping days until the end of the world. Just two words: Duct Tape.
December 31 – Only 356 shopping day until the end of the world. Career tip: If you can make a pedal-powered turntabvle, you’ll have a great future as a travelling hi[-hop minstrel.
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