Saturday, December 22, 2012
Friday, December 21, 2012
December 21
Your last shopping day until the
end of the world. I don’t know about all
of you, but I am going to spend the last day watching Milla Jovovich movies on
my DVR.
Thursday, December 20, 2012
December 20
Only 2 shopping days left until
the end of the world. I hope that you
like stone-washed jeans. After a while,
that will be the only kind that most of us will have.
Wednesday, December 19, 2012
December 19
Only 3 shopping days left until
the end of the world. Your used
Christmas tree will make excellend firewood.
And the plastic ones make pretty colors while burning.
Tuesday, December 18, 2012
Monday, December 17, 2012
December 17
Only 5 shopping days left until
the end of the world. Here’s a tip: You
can use the Christmas lights from your neighbors’ abandoned houses to snare
squirrels or gazelles.
Sunday, December 16, 2012
December 16
Only 6 shopping days left until
the end of the world. One last suggestion
for your post-apocalyptic playlist:
(This Could Be) The Last Time by the immortal Rolling Stones.
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